- I don't like to follow many of the rules associated with punctuation, capitalization, or language in general.
- Nicknames are more important than given names because they reflect the person you actually are, rather than the person your parents wanted you to be.
- Facial hair is so. Sexy.
- I am studying School Psychology. And yes, it was probably your parents' fault.
- My cat is cooler AND dumber than yours.
- My cat is cooler AND dumber than your dog.
- Vices: Blank Journals, Internet Windows & CANDY.
- I am almost always an opener and very rarely a closer.
- Green Day Rock Band vocals should never be played on any level except for expert. And you should never get less than 90%.
- My cell phone is a piece of shit. I WILL buy myself a smart phone the SECOND I have a real income.
... to be continued.